CannoningMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5653
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ores Mined:	9470
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

criminal charges, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, Espionage, federal indictment, foreign hackers, Ginni Thomas, GinniCraft, HACKING, impersonation, Impersonators, indicted, Iranian, Iranian hackers, online threats, political hacking, technology crime, Trump Campaign, us elections

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Grave Property – Own it!

Afterlife, burial, burial ground, cemetery, death, end of life, Estate Planning, eternal rest, family plot, final resting place, grave, gravestone, Inheritance, interment, Legacy, memorial, mortality, Property, property ownership, Solemn, Somber

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

Allowed, awesomeness, bedrock, building, Cheaters, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Freetoplay, java, Join, LifeSwiper, madness, marketplace, Minigames, Mods, P2WFree, Parkour, pixel art, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplaying, Server, server ip, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

Bygone Days, Company, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, LCG, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

air defense systems, ammo depot, biden, China, deep state, Drones, equipment explorer, general, Happening, harris, ICBM, Indian PM Modi, intel, iran, Liveuamap, Maps, military aid, Minecraft, monke, nuclear power plants, Omsk, russia, smp, Telegram, trump, Ukraine, UN General Assembly, Vovchansk, War, Warspotting, Zelensky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	873
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

birthday dinner, Budget, CHECK, Communication, Conflict, covering the bill, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, misunderstanding, Planning, relationship, reservations, ruined birthday, special dinner, splitting the bill, unexpected guests, Upset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5133	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

CreeperHater69

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3912	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	4894
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7937	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!