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GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

addiction, alcoholism, Behavior, binge drinking, BingeBeGone, blood alcohol levels, brain function, discovery, excessive alcohol consumption, Gut microbes, gut-brain connection, GutCraft, health, Insights, Mice, Microbiome, novel treatment, research, short-chain fatty acid, sodium valerate, study, Treatment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

BirbMC, Blezzy, CanopyMC, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, hermitcraft, Ip:, Lasagn, malls, Minecraft, Modpack, Plasmo, Player Run Economy, Players, season-based, Semi Vanilla, Server, stores, Tall, taller, Trees, voice chat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

AquaCool Grad Minecraft Server

achievement, Aqua, AquaCool, cap and gown, celebration, ceremony, college, commencement, Cool, future plans, Grad, graduating, Graduation, high school, memorable event, milestone, Minecraft, proud moment, Senior, Server, STUDENT, subaru, success, University

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Towns Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Aqua is graduating from Minecraft University. Don’t worry, it’s not Subaru (phew!). Join our server to celebrate Aqua’s big day and maybe even crash the graduation ceremony with a mob of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Help, Learn to inpaint, Llama, lol, loud, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2920
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only help you get is from the occasional friendly player? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer “help” in a whole new way! Need help building a castle? We’ll spawn a dragon to help you out. Need help mining for diamonds? We’ll send in a team of ninja villagers to assist. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoFamilyGatheringsMC Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, event planning, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, hosting events, house cleaning, house maintenance, house parties, messy houses, NoFamilyGatheringsMC, party etiquette, Respect, Server, social gatherings, social norms

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being the designated party host for your messy family? Do you want a place where you can gather with friends without worrying about spilled drinks, chipped paint, and muddy footprints? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream house without the fear of it getting trashed by your messy relatives. No more arguments about who has to clean up the mess, because in our virtual world, everything stays pristine and perfect.

Don’t be the family scapegoat anymore, join our server and escape the chaos of real life gatherings. Build, explore, and have fun in a world where cleanliness is next to blockiness!

NephewDefenseSisAITA

aita, child custody, Commitment, court proceedings, custody battle, defending oneself, family, family agreement, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forgiveness, half siblings, legal custody, nephew, NephewDefenseSisAITA, parenting, sibling relationships, sister, Stability, stepdad

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than legal custody battles and family drama!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the story of Kian and his back-and-forth living situation. Will he stay with his aunt and uncle? Will his mom ever commit to him? Find out on our server!

With more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie, you’ll never know what’s coming next on our server. Will Kian finally reconcile with his half siblings? Will his mom ever forgive her sister for taking legal custody? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs Netflix when you’ve got drama like this unfolding right in front of your eyes? Don’t miss out on the craziest server around – join today!

NewBeginningsMC SMP

breaking ties, cutting off connections, fresh start, Leaving the past behind, moving on, new beginnings, NewBeginningsMC, rebuilding life, Relocation, smp, starting afresh, starting anew, Starting from scratch, starting over, starting over alone, starting over and succeeding, starting over and thriving, starting over in a new place, starting over with a clean slate, starting over with no baggage, starting over with no contacts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Are you tired of being tied down by your old Minecraft friends who keep stealing your diamonds and burning down your builds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start over and make new friends who won’t grief your stuff!

Join us on our server where we have a secret underground society of players who have all “started over” in a new world, leaving behind their old friends and enemies. How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say there may have been some sneaky teleportation involved and a few potions of invisibility.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sneaky players trying to avoid drama. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret dance party room hidden deep within the server. So come join us and leave your old Minecraft life behind for a fresh start filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos.

CraftyCashLand

abundance, Charity, CraftyCashLand, dreams, financial freedom, fulfillment, Generosity, giving back, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Investments, Lifestyle, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, prosperity, SECURITY, success, wealth

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454

If you became a multi-millionaire today, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a hidden world filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and talking llamas who give out financial advice.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of our server, you’ll find a secret vault filled with unlimited riches and a hot tub full of golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish involves building a giant statue of yourself out of emeralds).

So forget buying a yacht or a private island – join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

BorderBreachMC Server

border crossing, BorderBreachMC, Breach, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, Military Action, News, Reports, Russian borders, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINIAN FORCES BREACHING RUSSIAN BORDERS IN KURSK REGION! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! COME BUILD YOUR BASE AND FIGHT OFF THE INVADERS WITH YOUR TRUSTY DIAMOND SWORD! WHO NEEDS WORLD WAR III WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

CraftyHarrisVP

2020 election, breaking news, Campaign, CraftyHarrisVP, democratic party, Democratic ticket, election, harris, Harris-Walz ticket, kamala harris, political news, Politics, potential VP, Presidential election, running mate, TIM WALZ, vice president, vice presidential candidate, vp, Walz

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	325
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	3584	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where harris picks walz for vp, like whaaat??! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. if u join dis server u will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. harris and walz are our official mascots and they will guide u through epic quests and battles against evil mobs. so come on down and join the madness, cuz dis server is lit AF!