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Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Towns Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Emeralds Found:	5406	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	1330	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	9987
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Potions Brewed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8320	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.