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CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8243	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

avian influenza, birb, bird flu, Diagnosis, Epidemic, flu, global health, H5N2, human case, Infectious Disease, mexico, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, Virus, Who, zoonotic disease

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mines Excavated:	3270	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	46340	Dimension Hops:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, eerie experience, Ghostly, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunted, Minecraft, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, Server, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, weird

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.