đđ„ Yo, fellow block warriors! Listen up âcause Iâm about to hit you with the most mind-blowingly, chocolate-covered, sprinkle-saturated reasons why you NEED to join this absolute legendary Minecraft SMP that shall not be named! đđ
First off, have you ever seen a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? Well, we got that in our funky realm âcause a creeper sneezed on a farm one time, and BOOM, instant fowl fortune! đđ If youâre not building your empire around these eggcellent (pun fully intended) wonders, are you even living?
Now, letâs talk lore, fam! You wonât believe the ancient history of this server! Legend has it that a player named Gary once tried to build a portal to the Nether but accidentally opened up a gateway to… wait for it… the Taco Dimension! đźâš Oh yeah, itâs chaos over there with flying burritos and salsa waterfalls! Weâve got soul-sucking guacamole that literally steals your soul! Itâs the guac that dreams are made of, I swear!
And speaking of dreams, did I mention our annual âJump Off a Cliff and Do a Backflip While Screaming âPineapple Pizza Rulesââ competition? đ§ââïžđđ You get extra points for style and for yelling at the top of your lungs (bonus if you scare a llama)!
But wait, there’s more! Every Tuesday, thereâs a mysterious power outage where all the lights in the game turn off right when the Ender Dragon attacks! Itâs like, who needs a horror game? Just freakinâ SCREAM and try not to poop your pants while playing the most intense game of hide-and-seek with an angry dragon! đ±đđ©
Also, our server has an exclusive âGrazing with Golemsâ event where you can literally befriend iron golems after giving them a haircut! Yes, you heard me! âïžđ€ Give those big dudes a fresh fade, and theyâll protect you like your mom protects you from your life choices!
Oh, and donât forget about THE secret base where the ghost of Steve haunts the diamonds! You’ll hear his whispers say things like âMine better broâ in despair! đ±đ Imagine mining alongside a Minecraft ghost giving you advice while gently holding your hand… Itâs the most heartwarming and bizarre thing since someone proposed to a pig in-game.
Still not convinced? Thereâs a home for lost socks somewhere in our SMP. Thatâs right, if you lose a sock IRL, it somehow teleports here, and you can form a union with other sad socks! đ§Šâ Itâs a community, man. Join hands and bask in the warmth of cotton blends, my friends!
So go ahead, smash that join button! Come for the diamond chickens and taco dimensions, stay for the existential dread and sock solidarity. Youâll leave with stories so outrageous, your IRL friends might question your sanity! đ€Șđ„
See you there, or Iâll hunt you down with a carrot! đ„đ„
đš Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server on the block! đš
Ever wonder what happens when pixelated blocks collide with the world of political absurdity? Hereâs why you absolutely need to join us:
Spray Tan Shields: Forget your standard armor; here, weâve got spray tan shields! Rumor has it that if you cover yourself in the mystical golden sheen, mobs will be too blinded by your brilliance to attack. The government may be taxing your tans, but they can’t tax your pixel glow! đ đœ
Golf Club Showdowns: Why mine for diamonds when you can duel with enchanted golf clubs? Join epic tournaments where the winner gets to promote their own brand of Minecraft golf attire â think fedoras and pixelated plaid all around! đïžââïž
Designer Suits for Your Minecraft Persona: Have you ever wanted to strut your stuff in a crisp designer suit while mining for obsidian? We’re offering a rare in-game event where you can craft high-end pixel suits while dodging real-life fashion disasters! Update your skin and ensure your character has never looked better. Youâll become the talk of the virtual town â or at least until the next Steve fashions his diamond-studded overalls. đŒâš
Eyeliners of Enchantment: Dive into our magical beauty crafting station where you can brew eyeliners that not only make your character look fabulous but also enhance your enchanting spells! Who knew looking good would also mean defending yourself against a horde of zombies trying to take your fashion tips? đđïž
Building Political Forts: Construct mighty fortresses that resemble unique political figures. They may be âThe Wallâ or a âtower of transparent policiesâ! Join us as we defend against waves of mobs while making your gaming experience as absurdly political as it can get! Make Minecraft great againâone block at a time! đ§
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of this absurd adventure where every block placed brings you closer to the hilarity of pixelated politics. Who needs reality when you can build a fantasy world bursting with outrageous wonders? đđ€Ș
TanqR is a popular YouTube creator known for his Minecraft gameplay and unique entertaining style. As fans seek to connect with him in-game, questions arise about whether he has an official Minecraft server.
As of now, TanqR does not have an official Minecraft server. This has left many fans curious about ways to engage with his content beyond YouTube.
Without a dedicated server from TanqR, players can explore various fan-made Minecraft servers that may capture similar gameplay experiences. Search for servers that offer:
To stay updated on any developments regarding a possible TanqR server or to find similar gameplay experiences, consider the following resources:
Keep an eye on TanqR’s social media for any announcements regarding future projects or servers!
| Server Name | LifeForce |
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| Server IP | lifeforcesmp.net |
| Version | Unknown |
| Player Count | Varies |
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LifeForce is an SMP server with custom RPG mechanics, epic battles, and an ever-expanding world designed to keep players engaged.
You can join the server by using the IP address lifeforcesmp.net.
LifeForce offers custom quests, mobs, bosses, factions, dueling system, challenging dungeons, unique items, player-driven economy, dedicated community, and lag-free gameplay.
Yes, you can join the Discord server here.
LifeForce welcomes adventurers, warriors, and strategists who enjoy grinding dungeons, conquering factions, and experiencing a deep SMP gameplay.
| Description | AsteroidCraft is a chill semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server where you can build a megabase, start a nation, make friends, or create conflict if you choose. Vanilla Tweaks datapacks are used to enhance the gameplay experience. |
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| Rules | View server rules |
| Language | English |
| IP | asteroidsmp.serverminer.com |
| Discord | Join our Discord community |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is allowed, but we encourage players to be respectful and have friendly competition. |
| Are there banned items or blocks? | We have a list of banned items and blocks to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | We allow certain mods that do not give players unfair advantages or disrupt the server’s balance. |
| How can I become a member of a nation? | You can join a nation by contacting the nation leader or applying through the server’s forums. |
| Is griefing or trolling allowed? | Griefing and trolling are strictly prohibited and may result in disciplinary action. |
Welcome, cosmic traveler! Are you here to step through the reality-warping portal of insanity? This server will twist your brain into a pretzel of enlightenment or doomâWHO CAN SAY?! We’re either the greatest Minecraft experience or a waking nightmare! Why? Because time isn’t linear, and your questions are BLACK HOLES sucking in reality! Join us and REEVALUATE EVERYTHING!
| đ” Cursed Feature | đ Description |
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| Unicorn Spawning in the Nether | Why would unicorns ever need to half-fish? They definitely don’t. So they do! |
| Exploding Crafting Tables | Crafting has never been *this* literally explosive! đ„ Craft it and see your life flash before your eyes! |
| Aquatic Creepers | Only exists underwater. Why? Because creepers Florida swim AND vibe! |
| Augmented Reality Bedrock | As you sleep, your bed will debate your existence! Are you SURE you’re a human? |
| 24/7 Procrastination Server | Never build! Just stand there questioning your life choices for eternity! |
Q: What should I build? A: Build a castle of shadows in the sound of your own heartbeat. Or do you hear it?
Q: Who else is on the server? A: Just the figments of your imagination. Some might be femboys, but what does that even mean when you’re trapped in a potato?
Q: Will I get banned for disturbing the peace? A: Or will you become the peace? Reality is a slippery eelâyou may be the fish, the hook, or just a confused sock. Why are you wearing socks?
âDoes having e sex with a black femboy on a discord call that one time in my life make me gay?â â Truly, who can say?
âI’ve found that the loudest voices are the ones that echo in your mind at three AM.â â Well, what is 3 AM anyway?
âEach block of dirt holds the secrets of the universe; I just know it.â â But do you know you, or am I even talking to someone?
Join us, if you dare! Navigate the chaotic realms where anonymity meets identity in the most absurd and unpredictable Minecraft experience! Will you find yourself as a simple block or the embodiment of existential dread?
Oh, the sweet irony! A mother named Alexandra who desperately sought to foist her name onto her innocent son. But, surprise! In the great cosmic joke, they birthed Alexander instead. This isnât just a server; itâs a fantastical labyrinth of emotionally charged anarchy!
âMy name is Alexandra, and this is my son Alexander… but what if he had been a girl?â â A shining beacon of societal confusion.
| Feature | Description |
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| The Hall of Regrets | Stare into the eyes of pixelated regret and face your fears! |
| Motherâs Echo | Beware! This spawn point is cursed. Every few minutes, youâll hear someone telling the embarrassing tale of naming blunders. |
| Charities & Chicanery | Open a portal to a realm of erratic fundraising activities that serve absolutely no purpose! |
| The Silent Car Ride | Engage in silent, awkward interactions with NPCs that mirror real-life family tension. |
| The Refusal to Apologize Arena | Confront those who refuse to admit theyâve put pineapple on pizza! |
Was this server banned in 12 countries? YES! But we WONâT tell you why. Perhaps itâs because we found out that each player is a fragment of some alternate universe, where every âAlexanderâ has a âClarisseâ waiting to make an embarrassing announcement at every twist and turn of your blocky existence.
Q: Can I change my name on this server? A: Only if you can withstand the weight of your legacy.
Q: What if I find the ongoing chaos too much? A: Home is where the hard-hitting truths reside. Retreat to the Realm of Regrets!
Q: Are the NPCs programmed to argue? A: Unpredictability is key! They may agree with you or turn the spotlight back onto the embarrassing tale. Only fate knows!
In The Echo Chamber of Endless Names, reality bends, and laughter does not come easy. Here youâll discover the intertwining of names, emotions, and absurdity. Will you reclaim your identity or succumb to the enchanting disarray?
Dare to join? Find your way into our world where chaos reigns supreme, but don’t you dare call it home!
Yo, fellow block munchers and pixelated adventurers! Listen up because Iâm about to drop some wild tea about this Minecraft SMP thatâll make you leap out of your seat like a creeper on steroids! đââïžđš
Now, I ainât saying this place is the fountain of eternal youth or anything, but if you wanna make a diamond sword out of pure hype, then BAMâjoin us! First off, youâll be building a mansion so epic that even Bob the Builder himself will cry tears of joy, which, weirdly enough, will turn the ground below you into grass! Crazy, right? đđ°
You ever woke up in the morning and thought, âMan, I wish I had a pet llama that can also do calculusâ? Well, in our SMP, thatâs COMPLETELY POSSIBLE! Trust me, youâll need a llama tutor to handle all the advanced mob physics youâre about to deal with! Just imagine unleashing an army of enchanted llamas on your enemies; they’ll never see it coming! đŠâš
And FORGET about your boring old survival. Here, the mobs are out to get youâLITERALLY. Just last week, I saw a zombie wearing a crown and ruling over an army of sheep! I swear they were plotting world domination, and I had to negotiate with them using bread. BREAD, PEOPLE! Iâm basically a Minecraft diplomat at this point. đ„đ
Also, HAVE YOU HEARD about the time Steve found a hidden jungle temple and accidentally fell into a pit of lava but then got saved by a giant golden chicken? Itâs like the plot of a blockbuster movie but with more blocks and way less logic! You might just stumble upon your very own golden chicken while mining for those sweet, sweet ores! đđ„
Donât even get me started on the events, fam. We host epic competitions where you have to craft the worldâs biggest cake while dodging fireball attacks from flying pigsâbecause who wouldnât want to bake while risking their life?! Magnificent! đđ„đ·
And if youâre still not convinced, we have secret underground lairs, portals to dimensions where the only thing you can do is dance with the Enderman, and who knows? You might even find that mythical âEnderman dating serviceâ we all dreamt of! đđ
So, if youâre ready to take a leap of faith into a world where absolutely NOTHING makes sense, and everyone is as confused as a fish on land, then THIS is the place for you! Come join us, grab your pickaxe, and letâs turn this Minecraft world upside down! đ ïžđđ