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SardineTunaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of underwater adventures! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you just ate three cans of sardines and four cans of tuna – that’s how deep you’ll dive into the fun! Explore sunken ships, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds (or more sardines, who knows?). So come on, dive in and join us for a swimmingly good time!

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

Anime, character portrayal, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay thread, cosplay whores, costume play, CraftyCosplayWhores, creative expression, dressing up, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, good cosplay, Manga, Minecraft, pop culture, role-play, Sci Fi, smp, video games, Whores, Yesterday

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Animals Bred:	110	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9418
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind!