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Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ores Mined:	4968
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6930	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7662	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Emeralds Found:	2540

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FireKillerCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Blocky Brits

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	723	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Potions Brewed:	163	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	3275
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9730	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!