canine unit Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9071	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7037
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Farms Harvested:	463
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	92
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3087	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	231993	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	169	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1434	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!