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Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

cohort study, Crafty, early life factors, Fun, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, health outcomes, infant development, infant health, INFANTS, Kids, Long-term Health, microbial composition, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota analysis, overall health, predictive model, Server, wellbeing index, Zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Votes:	1741	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ores Mined:	5705	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

play.heavensmc.net

Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	New Chunks Explored:	252927
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

45.151.91.99:25055

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

are, confusion, exasperation, funny, humor, internet culture, Kek, lime, Limey, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Questioning, repeating, Server, social media, they, this.., trending, viral, why

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5907	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magic Items Found:	1179
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

adventurous, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CreeperLoveCraft, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, Roleplay, sex, shock, spontaneity, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	133	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	67	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2011

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!