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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4397 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?