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CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP-007

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	3826
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the Macarena, and the diamonds are actually made of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

DadSitter-FreeZone

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of being asked to babysit your adult parents while they go on extravagant vacations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any family drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about checking in on your dad or dealing with any guilt trips from your mom. Instead, you can focus on mining, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is yourself.

Plus, who needs London when you can explore endless biomes, fight off zombies, and build epic structures with your friends? Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to unlimited fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the babysitting duties behind!

CraftyCelebs1000

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3916	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us on an epic adventure through time as we travel 1,000 years into the future to uncover the most famous people from the last 100 years.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a time machine hidden deep within the caves. Before you know it, you’re whisked away to a futuristic world where the most well-known figures from the past century are battling it out for supremacy.

From pop stars to politicians, you’ll come face to face with the biggest names in history as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and challenges. Will you team up with Elon Musk to take down Beyoncé? Or maybe you’ll join forces with Albert Einstein to defeat Kim Kardashian?

With endless possibilities and insane storylines, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in your own right!

ShotCraft: Hostage Edition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even the hostages are dying to be a part of it! we have crazy pvp battles where you can shoot your friends multiple times at close range just like in an autopsy report! join now for a killer time (literally)!

LiberalCraft – AI Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Buildings Constructed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where the AI models are more liberal than a vegan at a climate change rally? Our ChatGPT be spittin’ out left-leaning bias like it’s nobody’s business, with an average score of -30 on the political spectrum. Join us if you wanna build some socialist utopias or just chill with some woke AF villagers. Who needs right-wing mobs when you got a server full of lefty redstone geniuses? Come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again…but like, in a totally progressive way, ya feel me?

What is the IP for LCK Global Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

LCK Global is a leading provider of logistics and supply chain solutions, specializing in global transportation and warehousing services. With a focus on efficiency, reliability, and customer satisfaction, LCK Global helps businesses streamline their operations and optimize their supply chain processes. Their team of experts is dedicated to delivering innovative solutions tailored to meet the unique needs of each client.

DysonSphere: Where even the creepers are powered by clean energy!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Minecraft Server: The Dyson Sphere

Server Overview
🌟 UPDATED 🌟 The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer serverhere and here. Simple and quick download! ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

This is a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 that was inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but it has been significantly trimmed and filled with our favorite mods in order to maximize gameplay and performance. This pack is intended for both builders and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world filled with modded biomes, a little bit of magic, and plenty of technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

Server Info:

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

PleasureCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	863	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	3357

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena while riding a pig! We have a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a disco ball and makes creepers breakdance instead of explode.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows that make players fall in love with the nearest sheep. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground club where players can trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots that give them super speed and the ability to fly.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, where cows can do the moonwalk, and where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your diamond armor falls off! Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: TheBlockBuster, RedstoneRuler, CreeperCrusher, DiamondDiva

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our crazy cast of characters:

– First up, we have Bob the Builder. He’s not just building houses and farms, oh no. He’s building entire civilizations with his bare hands! Join to witness his insane building skills in action.

– Next, we have Sally the Schemer. She’s always coming up with the wildest plans to prank the other players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, you never know what she’ll come up with next.

– Then there’s Timmy the Troll. He’s the master of trolling and no one is safe from his shenanigans. Join the server to see how he keeps everyone on their toes with his hilarious pranks.

– And last but not least, we have Sarah the Speedrunner. She’s on a mission to beat the Ender Dragon in record time, and nothing will stand in her way. Join the server to cheer her on as she races against the clock.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Because with this crazy cast of characters, you never know what’s going to happen next! Plus, where else can you find a group of players who are this dedicated to having a good time? Join now and prepare for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SpacecraftSillies

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have a starliner spacecraft that makes weird noises like a cat trying to sing opera. it’s like a disco party in space but with creepers and zombies dancing around. you never know what kind of alien creatures you might encounter, like a giant space chicken or a talking space potato. plus, our server has the best virtual snacks, like pixelated pizza and square-shaped ice cream. so come on over and let’s explore the galaxy together, one block at a time!