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NoKidsNoProbzMC

career, Childless, children, Choice, decision, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, leisure, Lifestyle, NoKidsNoProbzMC, parenting, personal growth, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Discovery, self-care, travel

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	528
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

SudanCraft – Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy efforts, civil war, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, Justice, Minecraft, Peacebuilding, rape, rights groups, Server, sexual violence, Sudan, SudanCraft, Sudanese government, united nations, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1358
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

hey u, yeah u, tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the most epic bases ever!

why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!

CraftyGatwickGateProtesters

activism, Activists, airport protest, arrested, civil disobedience, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, CraftyGatwickGateProtesters, departure gate protest, environmental activism, environmental justice, environmental movement, Gatwick Airport, nonviolent protest, OIL INDUSTRY, police intervention, protest, social justice, Sussex Police, uk news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	437
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even eight just stop oil activists got arrested tryin to protest at gatwick airport jus to play on it. yea u heard me right, dey were so desperate to join dis server dat dey caused a ruckus at da airport.

u know why dey did dat? cuz dis server is da bomb, literally. u can blow up anyting u want, no rules, no limits. wanna build a giant tnt cannon and launch ur friends into da sky? go for it. wanna turn da whole world into a crater? no problem. dis server is all about chaos and destruction, and it’s freakin awesome.

but wait, dere’s more. not only can u wreak havoc on da world, but u can also ride on dragons and unicorns. yea, u heard me right. u can fly around on a freakin dragon and shoot fireballs at ur enemies. and if u get tired of dat, u can hop on a unicorn and gallop through da fields like a majestic warrior.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and be a part of da craziest, most chaotic, and most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just don’t try to protest at an airport to get in, dat’s just silly.

variacraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	5112

No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay where your skills and creativity are what matter most. Custom Items: Discover a plethora of unique items crafted specifically for our server, adding new dimensions to your survival journey. Epic Adventures: Embark on thrilling quests and challenges that will test your mettle and reward your bravery. Custom Landscapes: Explore breathtaking, custom-generated landscapes that offer endless exploration and hidden secrets. Join us atVariaCraft SMP where every player is a hero in their own story. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s always something new to discover and enjoy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities and make your mark on our ever-evolving world.

54.39.133.141:25580

HanCraft

1.16, 1.19, 89.45.45.150:25965., add-ons, Competition, Discord, Earth, Economy, Economy System, Events, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, Next-generation Minecraft, Prizes, Purpur, PvP, PvP battles, Server, TOWN, Towny, Tweaks

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the Hancraft Server! Version: 1.16.x – 1.19 Server Type: Purpur based Towny server

Manage Yourself: Build your own town, manage the economy and grow with Towny. Fun PvP: Show off your skills in friendly PvP battles. Specialized Content: Exclusive add-ons and tweaks for the next-generation Minecraft experience.

Features: Economy: Trade and get rich with a vibrant economy system. Events: Win prizes with weekly events and competitions.

Links: IP: 89.45.45.150:25965 Discord: https://discord.gg/q6f2KP69

89.45.45.150:25965

FlawedCraft Minecraft Server

character flaws, classic, Cute girls, deep men, Failure, FlawedCraft, genuine flaws, girl, Masterstroke, Minecraft, Overpowered, power of friendship, psychic saint, Saint, selfish automatons, selfless sacrifices, Server, Shakespearean tragedy, shonenshit, social suicide, society, Too Kind, Too Nice, too smart, undeserving peers, unique men, wise men, Wives, writing MCs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and selfless sacrifices! Our protagonists are too nice, too smart, and too kind for their own good, making them the perfect tragic heroes in a world full of ungrateful girls who just can’t appreciate their greatness.

Watch as 8man-kun commits social suicide for the benefit of his undeserving peers, while Araragi’s greatest failure is not saving a girl who never even asked to be saved. These protagonists are saints, but not psychic saints – a fatal mistake in this cruel world.

And the reward for their selfless sacrifices? Dozens of cute girls pestering them to be their wives. The horror! The tragedy of two unique, deep, and wise men in a society of selfish automatons. Join our server now for a Shakespearean experience like no other!

VolumeCraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

blocky, Chronicles, smp, VolumeCraft, Volumes Books Reading Library Collection Literature Novels Fiction Non-fiction Audiobooks E-books Bestsellers Classics Authors Bookshelves Bookworm Bookstore Page-turner Paperback Hardcover

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join Volumes, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that only appears once every full moon. Legend has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

But be warned, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper King, a boss mob that roams the land causing chaos and destruction. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to challenge him, but the rewards are worth it – rumor has it that the Creeper King drops a special explosive item that can obliterate anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join Volumes today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorcedParentMC SMP: Crafting Love

childhood experiences, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Crafting, divorced parents, DivorcedParentMC, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, influence, lessons learned, long-term effects, love, Marriage, personal development, personal growth, Positive, relationships, resilience, self reflection, smp, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a virtual soap opera for divorced parents!

Join our server and experience the chaos of navigating relationships, custody battles, and blended families all while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to work through your family issues?

So come on, join us and see how having divorced parents can actually make you a better Minecraft player! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or at least a good mining buddy) in the most unexpected places.

MineCraftExciteToday

Adventure, anticipation, dreams, ENERGY, Enthusiasm, Excited, EXCITEMENT, goals, Happiness, inspiration, joy, MineCraftExciteToday, motivation, new beginnings, optimism, Passion, positive vibes, Possibilities, Thrill, Today

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2509	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1542

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who will tell you hilarious jokes while you build your epic castle made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BerlinCraft Server: No Intimidation, Just Blocks!

Alliance, berlin, BerlinCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense policy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, German Foreign Minister, global security, international relations, intimidation, military strategy, Moscow, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear threats, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	907095	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, dragons flying around and stuff. but like, not just any dragons, these dragons shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire that turns everything into diamonds.

and, like, the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a total love fest, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can hang out with famous celebrities like steve from minecraft and herobrine? yeah, they’re totally chill and love to party.

plus, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your dreams come true. like, i asked for a pet unicorn and now i ride it around the server like a boss.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. berlin may not be intimidated by moscow’s nuclear threats, but you’ll definitely be intimidated by how awesome this server is.