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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5961 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!