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Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic characters, Comic Archive, comic characters, Comic creator, comic fandom, comic humor, comic storylines, comic strip, Comic Updates, digital art, funny animals, humor, internet comic, long-running comic, Minecraft, new comic, ONLINE, online comic, Sabrina, Sabrina Online, slice of life, smp, web series, webcomic

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, Donald J Trump, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, ptg, Rally, RALLY SOON, realdonaldtrump, RSBN, Rumble, Server, TeamTrump, THE FAILING NYTS, trump archive, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, Trumps, TrumpWarRoom, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, whitehouse45

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, brock lesnar, Combat sports, Crafting, crossover athlete, dream match, Entertainment, fantasy booking, Future, great athlete, heavyweight division, interim heavyweight champion, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, Monster, Potential, professional wrestling, smp, speculation, Sports Entertainment, tom aspinall, Toms, ufc, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	92
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

athlete diversity, black quarterback, Counting, Diversity, football, Minecraft, Minority representation, NFL, professional sports, quarterback diversity, quarterback opportunities, quarterback position, racial barriers, racial bias, Racial equality, racial stereotypes, smp, sports, sports industry, sports leagues, team diversity, team diversity initiatives, team rosters, teamup

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Balanced Economy, Cities, Comfortable survival, donation, Donation statuses, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Lag-free, long-lasting, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

2.storymine.ru

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Anime, Anons, Argument, controversy, drag queens, Dragmatsu, era, fan culture, Fandom, Fandom Files, fanfiction, Fiction, gross, matsuno brothers, Minecraft, osomatsu, osomatsu-san, San, Server, shipping, shipping wars, taboo, weird

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Emeralds Found:	8279	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

abortion, controversial topic, controversy, cultural commentary, divisive issue, dust, dust settled, ethical dilemma, freedom of choice, hidden meaning, hot button issue, Interpretation, metaphor, Minecraft, moral debate, personal beliefs, political statement, reproductive rights, Settlers, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, Symbolism, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!