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BlockBros Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream house without worrying about sexist roommates or political arguments!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of living with a lazy brother who expects you to be his personal chef and maid. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without the stress of real-life roommate drama.

Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will never argue with you about controversial topics or make sexist comments. You can finally relax and enjoy the game without any drama or tension.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs a roommate who can’t even cook or clean when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself?

CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

active lifestyle, aita, Argument, compromise, CreeperCleanse, Daily, daily shower, disagreement, hygiene, non-negotiable, odor, partner, personal hygiene, refusal, relationship, Repulsive, shower, Showers, sports, tight clothing, Unpleasant, warm climate

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Potions Brewed:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like the one described above, then this is the server for you. Our players are required to shower daily in-game to maintain their virtual hygiene levels. Failure to do so will result in your character emitting a foul odor that will repel other players and mobs alike.

Join us for a refreshing experience where personal hygiene is taken seriously. Don’t let your virtual feet stink up the place like the unfortunate individual in the post above. Showering is not just a suggestion, it’s a requirement for survival on our server.

So come on in, scrub up, and let’s make this Minecraft world a cleaner and fresher place for all! Remember, cleanliness is key to success in this wacky and wild virtual world.

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

baking with family, bike rides, birthday parties, building forts, carefree days, childhood memories, ChildhoodNostalgia, Exploring, Hide and seek, Hopscotch, imagination, Innocence, making crafts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playing outside, playing with friends, playing with toys, school holidays, sleepovers, smp, Tag, tree climbing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4946	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to relive your childhood but in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re going back to when you were a wee little Minecraft noob.

Join our server for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creepers” and “Pig Racing with Ender Dragons”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride an Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Herobrine doing the Macarena. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

arousal, BlockyBedrockBonanza, Communication, Connection, desire, Disappointment, Expectations, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, hype, Intimacy, misconceptions, Passion, Performance, Pleasure, Reality, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	1272
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the heat? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava-filled Nether portal! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Booty” treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that the elusive Ender Dragon himself guards the grand prize – a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

CraftyProtesters: MuskAFDApproved

activism, afd, anti-fascism, civil disobedience, counter-protest, CraftyProtesters, Democracy, demonstration, extremism, far right, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, Musk, MuskAFDApproved, nationalism, political activism, political movement, protest, resistance, social justice, solidarity, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Star Shards Collected:	104	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

haha u ever seen so many ppl protest in minecraft?? well this server is like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. we got so many cool mods that even elon musk endorsed us, he said “this server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” join now and be part of the revolution against the far right, we’re fighting them with diamond swords and lava buckets. plus, our community is so lit, we have parties every night in the nether realm. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Gandalf’s Party Realm

celebration, certain foods, deity, Dwarven parties, FANTASY, fireworks, folklore, gandalf, Gandalfs, hedonism, hobbits, introduction, Legendary, Magic, middle earth, Mythology, Party, raucous, Realm, shire, smoking herbs, specific herbs, wizard

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	7580
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GANDALF AS OUR PARTY PLANNER! HE BRINGS FIREWORKS, HERBS, AND CRAZY DWARVEN PARTIES TO THE SHIRE! HOBITS THINK HE’S A GOD OF PARTYING! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S TURN UP LIKE HOBBITS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

Graphene Space Prison

atomic structure, confinement, crystallography, deformation, effects, electronic properties, epitaxial graphene, graphene, graphene layers, Graphene research, graphene sheets, graphene technology, induced strain, material science, mechanical properties, nanostructures, nanotechnology, Prison, Space, stress, thin films

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	268
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a whole notha dimension, like u ain’t even gonna believe it.

so get dis, on dis server, we got pigs flyin, like literally flyin in da sky, u can ride em and everything, it’s wild. and den we got dis secret underground city where u can find all da rarest items, like diamonds and emeralds for days.

but wait, dere’s more! we got dis crazy cool mini game where u gotta race against creepers, like how insane is dat? and if u win, u get a special prize, like a golden pickaxe or somethin.

so come join us on dis server, where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it, it’s gonna be da best time of ur minecraft life.

Pivoworlds server minecraft

alcohol, bedrock, Cities, Clans, Community, construction, Cooking, Donations, Economy, Events, February 2, java, lags, Large Online, large-scale, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, PENETRATION, Pirate, Pivoworlds, responsible attitude, Roleplay, RP theme, Russian, Server, Sponsorship, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Pivoworld Reborn is a large -scale private server for vanilla minecraft with a bias in construction and RP theme. Server version –

Java 1.21.1 | Bedrock – 1.21.1

Lack of lags, frequent events, the ability to create/enter into clans and cities, cooking various alcohol and relaxing drinks, an adequate community and a responsible attitude to the server – our trump cards.

Buy a penetration or draw up a sponsorship and start playing with us!

Opening of the project on February 2, 2021

c10.play2go.cloud:20000

Ancient Realm Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 17 years ago, 23 years old, 40 years old, Ancient, Anime, anime industry, anticipation, Fans, first season, Hiatus, long wait, next season, only 3 seasons, Origins, patience, Realm, release date, Seasons, Spinoffs, time gap, Waiting, Watching

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Bro, forget about waiting for new anime seasons, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got more seasons than that anime you’ve been waiting on for 17 years.

We got so many spinoffs, you’ll lose count faster than you can say “creeper”.

If you started playing on our server when you were 23, you’ll still be having a blast when you hit 40.

Don’t waste time waiting for the next season, come join us and create your own epic adventure!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

arms sales, biden, Biden administration, bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, weapons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so like, u know how biden was all like “no bombs for u israel” and then trump was like “nah fam, imma send u some bombs”? well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got bombs, we got explosions, we got chaos. join us if u wanna blow stuff up and cause mayhem like a true minecraft maniac. come on, u know u wanna see those blocks go boom boom boom! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!