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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 176 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4312 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?