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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4200 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.