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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Emeralds Found:	5560	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Items Found:	2970
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Towns Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
New Chunks Explored:	707889	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Animals Bred:	104
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	7287	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Animals Bred:	77	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Crops Grown:	8430	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	67	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Void Gems Collected:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	861450

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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