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Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	4567
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

HouseInspectorsMC

Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional reactions, feelings of shame, friendship, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, long-term guests, maintenance, privacy invasion, property management, property ownership, property upkeep, rental property, Repairing relationships, Resentment, resolving conflicts, tenant-landlord relationships

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Star Shards Collected:	216	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP

Boredom, browsing, Community, digital content, discussion boards, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Forums, Interaction, internet, memes, multimedia, online activities, procrastination, reddit, RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP, social media, time wasting, User-generated content, viral content, virtual world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	60
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Emeralds Found:	4019

Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

YumCraft: Foreign Flavors

American cuisine, cross-cultural dishes, culinary adaptations, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary fusion, cultural blending, cultural exchange, Flavors, food appreciation, food fusion, Foreign, foreign influences, fusion cuisine, fusion dishes, global cuisine, global flavors, international cuisine, international flavors, traditional cuisine, traditional dishes, unique dishes, YumCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious fusion dish of international cuisine! Imagine a world where you can build your own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated blocks while munching on a virtual sushi roll.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Future, global unity, international relations, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, united nations, UnityCraft, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and allies are trying to take over the world but don’t worry, we won’t let them steal the future! volodymyr zelenskyy himself has endorsed our server as the ultimate battleground for global unity! fight against the forces of evil while building your own empire and making friends with players from all over the world. join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way! who needs global unity when you can have a minecraft server this awesome?!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

Allies, Communication, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Kremlin, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, Politics, Reassurance, solidarity, Tehran, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	4118
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Votes:	3997
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

#Textiles, BITE, Bite Blocking, BLOCK, clothing, Clothing (Industry), disease prevention, Fabric, Fabric Development, health, innovation, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, Minecraft, mosquito, Mosquito Bite Prevention, mosquito control, Protection, research, researchers, Science, Server, Technology, textile engineering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

baby accessories, baby essentials, baby fashion, baby gear, baby products, comfort, cute, infant care, Minecraft, pacifier clips, pacifier designs, pacifier holders, pacifier safety, pacifier trends, pacifiers, parenting, PIXEL, playhouse, Server, Sexy, soothing, stylish pacifiers, teething, trendy pacifiers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1648
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

communication in relationships, confrontational situations, controlling girlfriend, CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, Gender Roles, group outings, hanging out, Hiking, lunch with friends, odd relationship dynamic, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, swimming hole, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!