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TeenDefender Minecraft Server

Argument, Asshole, Background, Cash, Dck, Defending, disbelief, high school, husband, ice cream, Laughter, Minecraft, Mother, onesie, prick, PROM, regular customer, Regulars, Server, stink eye, teenager, TeenDefender, thank you

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

BdayBashBummer

anxiety attack, BdayBashBummer, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, boyfriend’s birthday, boyfriend’s friends, college application, Communication, Family Support, high school, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, mental health struggles, restaurant celebration, self worth, social anxiety, social exclusion, Social Interaction, Surprise, Treatment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Towns Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb every screenshot you take.

Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly llama racing competition where you can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Llama Champion! And don’t worry, our llamas are trained professionals who won’t spit on you (most of the time).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Creepers Anonymous” where you can vent about all the times those sneaky creepers blew up your hard work. It’s a safe space for all Minecraft players who have been traumatized by those green monsters.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SingleCraft SMP

DATING, Honesty, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Single life, SingleCraft, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3552
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	87
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And the mobs? They drop enchanted golden apples like candy, no cap. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.

So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!

AloneCraft: Weird & Wild Stories

alone, AloneCraft, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, eerie, Experience, funny, Ghostly, home alone, House, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, spooky, Stories, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Votes:	9582	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being home alone and having boring experiences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre encounters. From encountering a talking cow that gives you fashion advice to stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, you never know what you’ll find on our server. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Tik Tok Brain Rot Craft

addiction, behavioral patterns, Brain, brain activity, brain rot, cerebellum, cognitive function, Craft, Digital Media, emotional regulation, mental health, neuroscience, orbitofrontal cortex, research, reward processing, Rot, short video addiction, social media, social-networking, structural differences, study, Technology, TIK, tik tok, TOK

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH JUST LIKE TIK TOK! OUR PLAYERS HAVE SO MUCH FUN THAT THEIR BRAINS ARE LITERALLY CHANGING SHAPE!

WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!

Rode SMP

Adventure, anti-grief, Auction, building, commands, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, Friends, Fun, Giveaways, Land Claim, Minigames, Parkour, player-friendly, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Want to play a server that has an anti-grief plugin, millions of selections in a shop, a economy-friendly player server, in a ingame auction, daily giveaways, and events?

This server is not p2w and theres nothing to spend money on! You can even get free ranks by just playing the server! Such as /heal, /fly commands!

This server is perfect for friends, there is land claim, and many other features to ensure your having a great time. There are many things to explore, and many things to do in Rode, give it a try!

play.rodesmp.net:26736

Feminine Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, Adventure, agree, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Communication, disagreement, Diversity, equality, FAGGOT, female, feminine, gender, judgement, offensive language, opinion, perspective, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1727	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta check it out cuz it’s like, totally lit, ya know? Like, this server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and stuff.

We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.

And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.

MovingOutMC Server

anger management, Autonomy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative values, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, interfaith relationships, loyalty, moving out, MovingOutMC, parental approval, parental expectations, personal growth, relationships, Religion, Self Discovery, Server, support system

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from the chaos? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of blocky adventures and escapades!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!

HangryCraft

city dining, customer behavior, customer service, dining experience, dining out, Etiquette, family owned, food service, Greek cuisine, HangryCraft, Hospitality, opening hours, opening time, owner-operated, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Small Business, Staff Members, Timing, vegetarian options

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3319	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as a Greek restaurant owner who thinks 10:15 is still too early? Look no further! Our server is run by a family of two, just like that restaurant, and our owner is as strict about timing as they come. Join us for the ultimate challenge of timing your gameplay perfectly to please our owner!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how you shouldn’t go to a restaurant 15 minutes before closing, we have our own rules – you can’t join 15 minutes after opening! It’s a test of your punctuality and dedication to the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to join at the perfect time, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the owner in a virtual kitchen showdown!

So if you’re up for a challenge and want to experience the madness of a Greek restaurant opening time in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Just make sure you’re not a minute early or a minute late – the owner is watching!

DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

Dads, dairy products, DairyDadGoneMIA, dietary restrictions, digestive issues, family, Father, Fatherhood, food allergies, grocery shopping, health conditions, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerance symptoms, lactose intolerant, lactose sensitivity, lactose-free, lactose-free alternatives, lactose-free diet, lactose-free products, Minecraft, parenting, shopping list, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5373

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, who delivers milk to all the lactose intolerant dads out there. He’s a hero in a cow costume, riding a giant milk carton through the skies. And if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more milk).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).