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SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Zombie Dances:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Votes:	4563
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	3412
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/resistance-towny/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.