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ZoomerZombieZap – Where Nicolae Miu reigns supreme and the lolz never end!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	451	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	6670	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs – even if that means taking out a few Zoomers along the way! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of bloodshed. Who knows, you might just become the next Nicolae Miu and earn yourself a legendary reputation on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Desert Sky VS Hypixel

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Hypixel	Desert Sky
Pros	Pros
Well-established and popular server	Survival server with a dedicated community
Multiple game modes available	Regular survival updates and events
High-quality mini-games	Active staff team
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded and laggy at times	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Potential for toxic behavior in some game modes	Limited game modes and features compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Which server has more game modes available?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes available, including mini-games, PVP, and adventure maps. Desert Sky focuses primarily on survival gameplay.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates their games and hosts events for their players. Desert Sky also provides regular survival updates and events for its community.

3. How active are the staff teams on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large staff team to manage the server, but may not always be able to address every player issue promptly. Desert Sky has an active staff team dedicated to supporting its players.

4. Which server is better for players looking for a dedicated survival experience?

Desert Sky: Desert Sky provides a focused survival experience with regular updates and events, making it a great choice for players who enjoy survival gameplay.

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

Be me, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, DATING, decision, Diversity, Experience, Exploration, Filipino, Girlfriend, GRINDR, gtbe, hook up, Lgbt, Machine, pixelated, Proposal, relationship, text, Threesome, Time, trannies, year

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Towns Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

age, BUILD, Claim, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Features, gameplay, Griefing, Hug, java, Minecraft, misunderstood, Players, Plugins, redstoner, Server, smp, Snapshot, Souls, Space, Staff, UnitedCrafters, Version

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4354
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, camaraderie, Challenges, collaboration, conquests, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Quests, Shop, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Treasures, victories, VirtualWorld

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.

Blocky Loli Party

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1307
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	7711	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are cute and the players are even cuter! Join us on our loli thread for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing pandas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a magical unicorn with the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So come on down to our loli thread and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look innocent, but they’re actually plotting world domination.