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CleanCraft: Respect the Grime

CleanCraft, cleaning, cleanliness, community service, domestic duties, Grime, helping others, household chores, Housekeeping, hygiene, judgment, organization, perceptions, personal growth, personal responsibility, Respect, self improvement, self-care, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal norms, tidiness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where cleaning is da ultimate flex. like, u clean up yo own mess and u get mad respect from everyone. but get dis, if u clean up other people’s mess, u become a legend. like, people will bow down to u and shower u with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like da ultimate power move, bro. so come join dis server and show off yo cleaning skills to da world. u gonna be da king of cleanliness, no cap.

Sugar Rush Craft

baby foods, childhood nutrition, Craft, deceptive marketing, excess energy, false claims, Food Industry, food labeling., food study, healthy products, high sugar content, misleading advertising, misleading parents, nutritional requirements, parental awareness, Rush, Sugar, sugar content, sugar-loaded, supermarkets, toddler foods, unhealthy foods, unregulated claims

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4506

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

mc.vortexvalley.co

BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

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VidyaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creation, demonstration, editing software, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, how-to, Minecraft, online gaming, Post samples, samples, Server, Showcase, tutorial, video content, Video editing, video games, video production, video sharing, vidya, VidyaCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!

MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	4714	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Votes:	6763
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4290
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Villages Defended:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!