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Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, BOOTY, Canada, Canadian, Canadian ass, Canadian beauty, Canadian booty, Canadian culture, Canadian fashion, Canadian heritage, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian men, Canadian pride, Canadian women, Minecraft, need more, need more ass, need more Canadian, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server

award winning, Babysitting, BdayNoBabysit, Best Friend, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, filmmaker, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, living my best life, long-term friendship, Minecraft, parenting, photographer, PR trip, refusing, Respect, Server, setting priorities., single mom, travel

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old friends who expect you to drop everything and babysit their kids on your birthday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and leave behind the real world where entitled friends expect you to spend $1300 to watch their kid while they chase after a booty call in Puerto Rico. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries and not be guilt-tripped for prioritizing yourself.

Who needs friends who send gag face pics over your award-winning videos when you can join a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate your talents and respect your time? Say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate escape from the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is home to secret treasures and hidden realms just waiting to be explored. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

SisCraft: Adulting 101

adult child, adulting, aita, Assistance, CAR, cleaning, Communication, DAUGHTER, DEBT, emergency accommodation, family, Frustration, Help, maintenance, Mother, Niece, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, SisCraft, sister, social housing, Step up

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality in the most epic way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics, just like in the story above. Will you be the one to step up and provide assistance to your fellow players in need, or will you be the one causing chaos and drama?

Build your own virtual spare room for those in need, lend out virtual cars, and even negotiate deals with other players to help out those who are struggling. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated text message argument with a virtual family member over who should be responsible for helping out their adult child.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of emotions, questionable decisions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama you could ever want? Join now and let the virtual family drama begin!

LaughCraft SMP

awkward, Church, coping mechanism, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, Friends, Funeral, funny, humor, inappropriate, inappropriate response, LaughCraft, laughter therapy, occasion, public setting, School, smp, social situation, uncontrollable giggles, uncontrollable laughter, Wedding, Workplace

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4231
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!

PixelPanties

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Captivating, charming, desirable, Enchanting, enticing, hidden charm, Intriguing, Irresistible, Mysterious, PixelPanties, seductive, Sexy, Surprising, Unconventional, unconventional turn-on, unexpected, unexpected allure, Unique

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and sexy shenanigans. You never know what you’ll find sexy about someone here – maybe it’s their blocky charm or their perfectly pixelated pickaxe. Trust us, this server will have you saying “I never knew I could be attracted to a creeper until now!” So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists

Censorship, central america, Communication, communities, danger, Disappearances, Extinction, Facebook pages, Journalism, Journalists, local reporters, Media, MediaMinecraft, News, Nicaragua, press freedom, radio hosts, Regions, Reporting, Server, Threats, TV anchors, VanishingJournalists

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server where journalists are on the verge of extinction in Nicaragua? well, this server is so lit that even the TV anchors and radio hosts have disappeared into thin air! like, imagine trying to report on the latest creeper attack and then poof, you’re gone!

Join this server for the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be the next journalist to vanish into the abyss. Will you survive long enough to uncover the mysteries of this strange land? Or will you become just another headline in the news feed of this chaotic world?

Dive into the madness and chaos of this server, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block could be your last. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and join the ranks of the missing journalists? Only one way to find out, join now!

PixelPollution429

#sustainability, 2 million years, atmospheric concentration, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, earth’s history, Emissions, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, Highest, industrialization, May 2025, PixelPollution429, Pollution, ppm, record levels, scientific research

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got carbon dioxide emissions hitting 429.6 ppm in May 2025, like the highest in over 2 million years!!! that’s right, we got that exclusive air quality for all our players, you won’t find that anywhere else, fam.

imagine mining for diamonds while wearing a gas mask, dodging toxic clouds of carbon dioxide like a pro. it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies, so much fun!

join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the air is literally trying to kill you. who needs oxygen when you got diamonds, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and show off your skills in the most polluted minecraft world ever!

No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

arrival time, Commute, destination time, Driving, driving habits, Infinite, Journey, Limit, punctuality, road rules, road safety, road trip, SPEED, speed limit, speed regulations, Time, time calculation, time constraints, time estimation, Time management, traffic, Transportation, travel, Travel Planning

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	915
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re driving in your car, obeying all the rules of the road like a good citizen. But, like, no matter how fast you go, there’s always gonna be, like, a minimum time to get to where you’re going. It’s, like, a rule or something.

But, get this, the maximum time? It could, like, go on forever, man. You could be driving for, like, eternity and never reach your destination. It’s, like, a never-ending road trip, dude.

So, like, if you’re into that whole infinite driving thing, you should totally join our Minecraft server. We’ve got, like, roads that go on forever and ever. It’s, like, a never-ending adventure, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. You never know what you’re gonna find around the next corner.

So, come on and join us. It’s gonna be a wild ride, man. You won’t regret it.

BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration

2014, ballot, BlockyVote, California, California residents, CaliIncarceration, census tracts, civic engagement, Community, criminal justice reform, demographics, higher incarceration rates, Impact, people, prison population, Prop 47, Social Issues, State, turnout, Voting, voting behavior, voting rates

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the prisoners are the real MVPs! in this wacky world, inmates from california are the ultimate voters, turning out in droves to support prop 47 and reduce the state’s prison population. why? because they know that on our server, they can build the most epic prisons and escape rooms you’ve ever seen! join now and be a part of the craziest political revolution in minecraft history!

Crafted Survival

Active players, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Friendly, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Land Claim, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, Survival, Tpa, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, World Map

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features
Land Claiming
Shopping District
Homes and TPA
Live World Map
Mob Heads
One Player Sleep
Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base

https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

IP Address: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We look forward to having you on our server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can claim land by using our land claiming feature. Simply follow the instructions in-game to claim your desired area.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is not allowed on our server to ensure a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

Q: How can I get ranked on the server?

A: Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and engage with the community, the higher your rank will be.

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this: it’s colder than a polar bear’s toenails outside, but guess what? Our Minecraft server is LIT AF and will warm you up faster than a flaming hot Cheeto in a microwave! Join us for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a squirrel on a double shot of espresso! Don’t be a square, join our server and experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime!