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Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	7687
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	195721
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4987	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Votes:	8330
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	165	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	431	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mines Excavated:	4105
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2672	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!