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SpeakCraft Minecraft Server
Join our crazy Minecraft server where flags come to life and start speaking in different languages! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Spanish-speaking American flag or a Turkish-speaking German flag. It’s like a United Nations meeting gone wild in the world of Minecraft. Come join us and see if you can decipher the language of the flags while building and surviving in our wacky world. Who knows, you might even pick up a new language or two along the way! -
MapleCraft: Where even creepers say ‘sorry’ for blowing up your house, eh?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Canadian moose on a sugar rush!Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?
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SisterSneakAttackMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?
So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!
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RetroThreadsRevived
Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?
So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!
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AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server! -
2Players2Losers
New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!
Invite your friends!
2p2l.hopto.org:25851
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Dovedale Network
Bedwars & SMP server with powerful dedicated servers! Come and play our server today and experience low – latency PvP like never before! Similarly, since the server has a low playercount it can be an exclusive super-fast server for you & your friends!
– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)
mc.dovedale.wiki
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Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
Features - Friendly staff ready to help
- Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements
- Promotion of immersive builds
- Challenge of Hard mode
- Strong anti-cheating measures
- No pay-to-win
Discord Join Mystmoor Discord Website Visit Mystmoor Website Instagram Check out Mystmoor on Instagram FAQ
Question Answer Is the server whitelisted? Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community. Do you allow cheating? No, we have strict measures against cheating. What mode is the server in? The server operates in Hard mode. Is there any pay-to-win features? No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. -
CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!