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Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7850
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Emeralds Found:	855
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3048	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!

DiamondDamsels Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only power a player has over you is their ability to build epic structures and mine rare resources. Forget about being blackmailed with sex, here you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and fighting off creepers to worry about anyone trying to control you with anything other than their impressive redstone contraptions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding TNT traps.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be controlled by is your insatiable desire to mine, build, and conquer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EduShonenCraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8487

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and textbooks? Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate educational experience! We teach you everything from math to science to history, all while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who needs a boring old shonen manga when you can learn and have fun at the same time in our server? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a math genius who can help you with your homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power while having a blast in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Emeralds Found:	8121	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your best friend’s weddings in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a virtual Jersey, where you can hang out with your best Minecraft buddies and have a blast. We have a female friend group of 5, all best friends, just like in real life! And guess what? You can be one of the 4 bridesmaids in our virtual weddings!

But here’s the best part – the only thing you need to buy is your own Minecraft skin! No need to spend €1000+ on dresses, hen dos, stay overs, wedding presents, and post-wedding parties. Save that money for some epic loot in the game!

So come join us and let’s have a Minecraft wedding party like no other. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? Trust us, it’s worth every block!