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Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crops Grown:	2288

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crops Grown:	8822
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Void Armor Forged:	24

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Animals Bred:	97
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	667	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4395
Void Armor Forged:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	237
Void Armor Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Emeralds Found:	1310
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.