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Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344

4koma, Account XP, assault, Banners, Bants, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, guides, Hards, LIMITED, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, Welfare

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!

2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.

4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!

5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

airheaded, ANNOYING, Bitch, brainless, Clueless, dense, dumb, exasperating, Foolish, frustrating, ignorant, infuriating, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, Nonsensical, obtuse, SENSELESS, Server, stupid, thick-headed, Unintelligent, vexing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Animals Bred:	199
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Votes:	7134	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

admins, Basic, coffee, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Fancy, Griefprevention, Handmade, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, lol, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Theme, Unique

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server

Alternative Medicine, Calithe, calithe watch, cold, cold shower therapy, habits, health, holistic healing, lefort, Lifestyle, lol, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, Recovery, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Routines, self improvement, self-care, Server, shower, Therapy, THREMBO, Thrembos, watch, wellness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, avant garde, BIZARRE, blocky, Cinema, cult classic, eccentric, EXPERIMENTAL, film, indie, low budget, Movie, Obscure, offbeat, quirky, strange, surreal, Trash, trashkino, Trashkinos, Unconventional, Underground, Unique, weird

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Our community is filled with friendly players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LunarSphere: Where even Endermen are fashionable and Creeper explosions are fabulous!

Audius, Classes, Community, creeper, Custom, Custom Shops, Economy, ELEMENTALS, Enchants, endermen, EU, Events, explosions, Fabulous, Fashionable, Jobs, LunarSphere, Magic, mobs, Music, Nostalgia, Plots, RPG, smp, Trading, twists, US, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	audius.party
Discord	https://discord.gg/xm4xmxH7cx
Server Summary	Systems-friendly environment Open to everybody Welcoming community, including the LGBT+ community EU / US Community Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims Custom Shops, Enchants, Jobs, Economy, Player Trading Custom Classes and mobs with magic fighting elements

Main features of our server are long-time thought through with various open changes coming our way in the future. Welcome to join us now!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is open to everybody.

2. Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom shops, enchantments, jobs, economy, and player trading. Additionally, there are custom classes and mobs with magical elements.

3. Is the community welcoming and non-toxic?

Yes, the community is non-toxic and welcoming to all players.

4. Can players claim land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims.

5. What regions does the server cater to?

The server caters to both EU and US communities.

Beefys Minecraft World VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, community-driven, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fun, Growing, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, online gaming, Player Warps, PvE, quality of life, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Animals Bred:	53	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Comparison of Hypixel and Beefys Minecraft World:

Hypixel	Beefys Minecraft World
Large player base	New and growing server
Multiple game modes and minigames	Focus on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes
Well-established with regular updates	Tons of quality of life features like /back, keepinv, and player warps

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	Beefys Minecraft World
Can I play minigames?	Yes, Hypixel offers multiple game modes and minigames.	No, Beefys Minecraft World focuses on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes.
Is the player base large?	Yes, Hypixel has a large player base.	Beefys Minecraft World is a new and growing server.
Are there regular updates?	Yes, Hypixel is well-established with regular updates.	Beefys Minecraft World offers quality of life features like /back and keepinv.

Blocky Ballers

Aesthetics, animation, attractiveness, Ayako, Ballers, Basketball, beauty, blocky, character analysis, comparison, Female Characters, Haruko, high school, Japanese culture, Manga adaptation, Movie, Popularity, Rivalry, romance, slam dunk, sports anime, visual appeal

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fabulous as Ayako in that movie where she outshined Haruko? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate beauty queen of the virtual world! Join us and bask in the glow of our stunning landscapes, where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret levels where you can find a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that grants you the power to turn your enemies into adorable bunnies. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted armor that makes you look like a magical unicorn warrior.

So why was Ayako prettier than Haruko in the movie? Because she was secretly playing on our server and leveling up her style game, of course! Join us now and become the most fabulous player in all of Minecraft history.

Pixelated Anime Adventures: The Weeb Server

19 million US dollars, Adventures, ai, ai technology, Anime, Company, e-book store, emaqi, fight piracy, First Magus Bride, increase availability, Languages, localization, Manga, manga volumes, Orange Inc., pixelated, prnewswire, Server, start up, Summer 2024, Technology, Translate, translators, Usa, weeb

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	84344	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as innovative as a Manga AI Localization Start-Up Company? Look no further, because our server is raising the bar with our insane goal of translating 500 new Minecraft volumes PER MONTH into English! 📚💻

🚀 Join us as we fight against Minecraft piracy and increase the legally available gameplay for all demographics with our cutting-edge AI technology. Who needs real translators when you have AI, right? 🤖💥

🔥 First Magus Bride, now our Minecraft server – the future is here and it’s looking bright! So come on, hop on board and be a part of this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe one day our server will be as big as Emaqi! 😉✨

💰 Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and let’s revolutionize the Minecraft world together! 🎮🌈

(Note: This is a fictional and exaggerated description for entertainment purposes only. Please do not take it seriously.)

GenuineMC: Where the only thing not vanilla is our jokes! Join our community-driven fun on 1.20.2!

1.20.2, age, Community, Communitydriven, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fun, GenMC, GenuineMC, INFORMATION, Join, jokes, Nationalities, player made, Relax, rules, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shops, smp, social media, Staff, TOWN, Vanilla, veteran player, Winter

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Server IP	SemiVanilla.GenMC.net

About Our Server:

GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is ran by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our Server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! Our spawn is full of exploration and the central point of all in-game information including our rules, staff members, social medias and more!

Features:

GenuineMC has a large winter themed spawn with plenty to explore! We host numerous fun and exciting events throughout the year as well as some occasional events hosted in our Discord! Our server also includes a handful of player made shops as well as a massive town (built by one of our veteran players) to explore right outside of our spawn! Come relax with us and enjoy your stay on GenMC!

Rules:

No Spamming (Caps, Text, Links, etc.) Don’t Advertise Other Servers Be respectful to staff and community members Don’t ask for OP or Staff (Our full rules can be read on our server using /rules or by visiting our Rules & Info room at Spawn!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join GenuineMC?	To join GenuineMC, simply connect to the server using the IP address SemiVanilla.GenMC.net
Are there any age restrictions to play on GenuineMC?	No, GenuineMC welcomes players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules and respect other players.
Can I build my own creations on GenuineMC?	Absolutely! GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that encourages creativity and building. Just make sure to follow the server rules.
Are there regular events on GenuineMC?	Yes, GenuineMC hosts various fun and exciting events throughout the year for all players to enjoy.