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HubsGossExposed

adult tantrum, aita, bathroom incident, Boundaries, carpet poop, cleaning up, Communication, Conflict Resolution, crazy behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, hotel stay, HubsGossExposed, husband, husband’s friends, lying.., power move, relationship issues, sick, teasing, throwing up

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	432515
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and absurdity!

Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the best poop-themed structures, inspired by a husband who pooped on the carpet out of pure defiance! Will you be the one to create the ultimate poop palace?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious pranks and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your house covered in virtual poop, courtesy of the infamous “Poop Patrol” gang!

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have poop wars and outrageous stories to share with your friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP

astute, Behavior, Body language, Clever, Deception, Demeanor, discerning, facade, hidden talent, Insight, INTELLECT, intelligence, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, perceptive, pretending, sharp, SlySmartie, Smart, smp, subtle sign, underestimated

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	2118
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have this one player who pretends to be a total noob, but secretly they’re a genius mastermind. Like, they built a secret underground base with a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s insane, bro.

But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

CraftyCashCow

beneficial, cost effective, CraftyCashCow, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Investment, Lavish, long-term investment., luxury, must have, Premium, PRICEY., Quality, Splurge, top-notch, Upscale, valuable, worth it

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned diamonds on useless junk in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the thrill of spending your riches on the most ridiculous and extravagant items you never knew you needed.

From diamond-encrusted armor to golden toilet seats, we have it all! And the best part? These items actually give you superpowers in-game! Want to be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes? No problem, just buy our exclusive items and watch the magic happen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow on branches and emeralds rain from the sky. Just stand under the tree and watch your wealth multiply before your very eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the luxury and opulence you never knew you needed in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s worth every penny.

NatoAttackCrafters

aggression, Attack, cold war, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoAttackCrafters, rearming, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tensions, threat, Vladimir Putin, weapons

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build russian tanks and rearm faster than you can say “nato is shook”! we’re preparing for a possible attack on nato but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our epic minecraft skills. join us for crazy battles and insane strategies, you won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what are you waiting for? join now before putin steals all the diamonds!

Pocket Fat Heart Attack

Attack, fat, Heart, Pocket

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our minecraft server where we celebrate all the fat hidden inside your muscles! forget about BMI or waist circumference, we only care about those juicy intermuscular fats.

we believe that the more fat you have stored inside your muscles, the stronger and more powerful you are in the game. it’s like a secret superpower that only our players possess.

imagine being able to survive any battle or conquer any obstacle simply because of the fat hiding in your muscles. it’s like having a built-in shield that protects you from harm.

so if you want to level up your minecraft game and become the ultimate warrior, join our server and embrace the power of intermuscular fat. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Democracy, Discord, discord server, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, Meet, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, serious, Server, smp, Vote

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1967	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Crops Grown:	7517	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Description	Members take roleplay lightly and focus on server democracy, including legislative voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election
Links	Video 1, Video 2, Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often do you have server legislature meetings?

Server legislature meetings are held periodically to vote on proposals submitted by members. The frequency may vary depending on the volume of proposals.

2. What type of proposals can be submitted for voting?

Proposals can range from enacting new laws within the server to adding new mods to the server’s modpack. Members have the freedom to suggest various ideas for consideration.

3. How can I participate in the Presidential Election?

To participate in the Presidential Election or any server events, make sure to join the Discord server provided. Details and updates will be shared there.

Eternal Realm – Kronii’s Legacy 1.20.2

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, art, Collabs, ETERNAL, fanbase, fanfiction, holoEN, hololive, Kroniis, Legacy, memes, merchandise, Music, NSFW, Realm, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as lit as @OuroKronii’s streams? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where legends are made, just like GawrGura in Fast Food Simulator.

Join us for some late-night edgy hours in Sonic X Shadow Generations, where the memes are as spicy as the NSFW art (we got a tag for that too, kroniirotic baby).

We got all the handy links you need, from YouTube to TikTok, and even a free chat room where you can vibe with the homies. Plus, our music game is fire – check out Kronii’s original songs and covers, they’ll have you vibing for days.

And if you can’t figure out timezones, don’t worry, we got a stream calendar to keep you on track. So what are you waiting for? Join us and spread the love for Kronii, and remember to report any schizos and Londoners – KRONII LOVE! 😂🔥🎮

CraftyBridesmaid Minecraft Server

apologies, Bridesmaid Decline, changing priorities, Communication Issues, controlling relationship, CraftyBridesmaid, Emotional support, Exclusion Accusations, friend drama, friendship boundaries, Friendship struggles, Funeral Support, Group Settings Cordiality, hurtful behavior, Loss of Grandma, Minecraft, Not Being A Bridesmaid, Proposal Hinting, red flags, Server, supportive friends., toxic friendship, WIBTAH

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Potions Brewed:	155
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy alliances, and more betrayal than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with players who are more unpredictable than a creeper in a minefield. You’ll never know who to trust, who to befriend, or who to watch out for. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to tame a wild ocelot.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who destroys everything in their path? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. It’s a jungle out there, but with the right skills and a bit of luck, you might just survive the madness.

FireBlock Bday Snub

air quality, aita, Altadena fire, BDay, birthday gift, chaotic, close friend, Communication, Disappointment, displaced by fires, Empathy, evacuation, FireBlock, friendship, Guilt, nice gift, PRESSURE, shopping, snub, stress, thoughtful gesture, underlying condition, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of friends who expect birthday gifts even when you’re busy fleeing from wildfires and dealing with bad air quality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to guilt trip you for not sending gifts, because we understand that life can get crazy sometimes. Join us for a stress-free, gift-free gaming experience where the only thing burning is our passion for Minecraft!

CraftyCynicalExploits

captive communication, captive negotiation, captive release, CraftyCynicalExploits, cynical, emotional manipulation, Hamas, hostage communication, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, hostages, Manipulation, media manipulation, Propaganda, propaganda tactics, psychological exploitation, psychological warfare, release notices, staged, Terrorism

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Animals Bred:	121	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers outta their butts! Plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties and our witches make the dankest potions. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

So come on down to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity, but who needs that anyway?) Let’s get blocky, baby!