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QuadTaxMaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where the only way to defeat the evil Taxmaster is by riding in on a majestic quad and taking him down with your epic quad skills! Who knew taxes could be so thrilling and action-packed? Join now and show off your quad-riding prowess while saving the virtual world from financial tyranny!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the pigs know the truth is self evident

3.5, BANAN, Being, can, Crafty, CREEPERS, evident, Evil, know, Never, One, Pigs, second, self evident, STOP, True, Truth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground society of evil bananas plotting world domination. Yes, you read that right. Evil bananas. And they’re not messing around. Join us if you dare to take on the challenge of stopping the Banan from taking over the world! Trust us, it’s a-peeling.

VeggiePunchCraft: RFK Jr. VP Can Fight!

activism, can, CHANGE, courage, determination, EXCUSE, Fight, influence, inspiration, JR, Justice, leadership, motivation, NicoleShanahan, Politics, progress, RFK, social media, twitter, VeggiePunchCraft, vp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).

So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	63	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Items Found:	3336	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
New Chunks Explored:	95920	Divine Spears Created:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	60

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

4chan, Adventure, Allsync, Alternative link, Archived, archives, Authors, BUILD, choose, choose your own adventure, cyber, CYOA, cyoag, cyoar, desuarchive, FAQ, interactives list, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, Refuge Thread, refugee, Refugee thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	621085
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!

NoHausForYouSisLOL

Boundaries, criticism, Decision making, family dynamics, freelance work, Guilt, judgment, lifestyle choices, mental health, minimalistic lifestyle, NoHausForYouSisLOL, Party, personal space, PRESSURE, Sanctuary, self-care, self-care practices, self-care retreat, sibling relationships, support system, unwind

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

CozyCraft SMP: Home Sweet Home

comfortable furniture, cozy atmosphere, CozyCraft, family photos, fireplace, fluffy pillows, fuzzy socks, good book, home, Home decor, homey touches, hot cocoa, knick knacks, peaceful ambiance, personalized touches, plush rugs, reading nook, scented candles, smp, soft blankets, soothing colors, SWEET, throw blankets, warm lighting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!

CraftySeductions

Allure, allurement, attraction, beguile, Captivate, Captivating, Charm, CraftySeductions, desire, Enchant, entice, fascination, IMMEDIATELY, infatuation, Irresistible, Passion, seduce, seductive language, spellbinding, temptation, Words

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.