Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
104/400 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
9 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
2681 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.
also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.
and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.
so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.