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DesiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Votes:	3113	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ores Mined:	6798	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1088	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Meteorites Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	123	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	1866
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	368	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1252	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!