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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7268 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2011 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 35 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 464 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’
so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.