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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9311 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!