Campus Security MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

student security, college dorm safety, safety in college, smp, dormitory safety

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

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SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

criminal justice, Safety, societal norms, mass shooting, Criminal Psychology

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5

mad, underachieving, unprofessional, mean, irresponsible

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

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MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

Sis, estranged family, emotional conflict, sibling rivalry, financial responsibility

Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.

Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

Hostage, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Israel

omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

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Mars Truck Rally

extraterrestrial events, Mars missions, cooler, Monster truck shows, future entertainment

yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

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Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

Realms, PIXEL, ETERNAL

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

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Birdseed Bomberz

Bomberz, Birdseed

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

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FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

unusual kinks, odd inclinations, peculiar kinks, unusual turn-ons, unconventional kinks

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

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CraftyLee’sBlockParty

multilateralism, security concerns, International cooperation, US, global order

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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