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Moving to Cape Town Minecraft SMP

Camps Bay, CAPE, Cape Town expat, Cape Town lifestyle, digital nomad, expat life, exploring Cape Town, fiber optic internet, living abroad, long term accommodation, Mediterranean climate, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Moving, Moving to Cape Town, new beginnings, November 23rd, own business, Relocation, remote worker, seeking accommodation, smp, south africa, TOWN, working remotely

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9290	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

CraftyCreeperLand

Amenities, best, Community, convenience, cost of living, CraftyCreeperLand, Entertainment, Environment, Healthcare, Living, location, neighbors, noise, opportunities, Pollution, quality of life, Safety, SCHOOLs, traffic, weather, WORST

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3982	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where the best thing is that you can build your dream mansion without worrying about zoning laws or nosy neighbors! The worst thing? Well, our server is so addictive that you might forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. But hey, who needs those things when you’re busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding on flying pigs? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JasperFireRescueCraft

15 metres per minute, 400ft flames, Alberta, brave firefighters, Canada, Canadian resort town, disaster relief, emergency response, emergency services, evacuation efforts., fast-moving wildfire, fire spread rate, Firefighters, first responders, Forest Fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFireRescueCraft, natural disaster, save Jasper, wildfire containment, wildfire prevention

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	458	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4752	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Votes:	7470	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Star Shards Collected:	282	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.