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| Welcome to BetterBusinesses! | |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21) |
| Discord | Discord server |
| YouTube | BetterBusinesses YouTube |
| TikTok | BetterBusinesses TikTok |
| Patreon | BetterBusinesses Patreon |
BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!
To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.
While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.
Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.
Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!
Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.
There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.
But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!
3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about canceling plans or studying being interrupted by a tiny tornado of destruction. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without a care in the world.
Don’t be like the OP, who had to deal with the aftermath of leaving their sister unsupervised. Join our server and leave the babysitting duties behind – because here, the only mess you’ll encounter is the one you create with your creativity!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun!
Forget about adulting and come join us for some epic adventures. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are all about having a good time. Who needs to worry about bills and deadlines when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you feel like a kid again. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting and let the fun begin!
we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.
and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.