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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6789 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.