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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3587 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 200 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
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