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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9159 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
