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SuperCraftyFunLand

Ability, amazing, Day, dream, eXtraordinary, extraordinary power, FANTASY, imagination, Incredible, Magic, once in a lifetime, one day only, Special, strength, SuperCraftyFunLand, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, temporary, Unique, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	669583	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

If you could have any superpower for a day, why not join our Minecraft server where you can actually have ALL the superpowers?! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops? Easy peasy. Want to turn invisible and prank your friends? We got you covered. Join us and become the ultimate superhero in the Minecraft universe! Who needs one superpower for a day when you can have them all for as long as you want on our server? Fly in and save the day, or just mess around and have a blast – the choice is yours!

UyghurLaborFree Minecraft Server

aluminum, Bars, Boycott, China, ethical sourcing, firms, footwear, forced labor, global trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imports, international relations, labor rights, Minecraft, sanctions, seafood, Server, supply chain, Trade, US, Uyghur labor, UyghurLaborFree, Xinjiang

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	257

so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!

arrest, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, explosions, expulsion, Expulsions, foreign policy, freezing of assets, Government, Gulf region, Hamas, Hamas news, HamasCraft, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, qatar, Qatar news, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

brain circuitry, brain doctor, brain function, brain health, brain specialist, brain wiring, electrician, Electricians, Healthcare, medical care, medical diagnosis, Medical Profession, medical specialist, nervous system, nervous system specialist, NeuroCraft, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, neurological examination, neurological expertise, neurological treatment, neurologist, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchantments Applied:	104	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4649	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

PromethiumCraft

Breakthrough, chemical reaction, chemistry, Chemists, COMPOUND, discovery, Element, innovation, isotopes, Laboratory, Mysterious, periodic table, promethium, PromethiumCraft, radioactive, Rare Earth, research, Science, scientific advancement, Synthesis, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

#Intention, ambiguous, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Context, Cryptic, deciphering, double meaning, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, implication, inscrutable, Interpretation, Message, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexing, PixelPuzzles, puzzling, Server, Tone, Unclear

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3699
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ores Mined:	2880
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Gods Slained:	2
Votes:	203	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	283	Dragon Eggs Found:	7539
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!