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Momo’s Oasis 1.21.1

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	82	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro.

Like, imagine playing on a server where Momo is the main character. Momo is like, the cutest thing ever, dude.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate cuteness overload. Momo will make your heart melt, I swear.

Forget all those boring servers, this one is where the real fun is at. Momo is the way to go, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let Momo bring some adorableness into your Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBaeBetrayer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Towns Built:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of being lied to by your significant other? Do you crave honesty and transparency in your relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where everyone tells the truth…or do they?

Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of your fellow players, like that one guy who claimed he built a castle in a day (spoiler alert: he actually used creative mode). Will you trust your friends or will you uncover their deceitful ways? The choice is yours on our server where the truth is stranger than fiction.

So come join us and leave the lies behind. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

NuttyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!

RespawnRiddle

Afterlife, afterworld, beyond the grave, Consciousness, death, eternal rest, Eternity, existential questions, funeral rites, ghostly encounters, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnRiddle, Soul, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	726919	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that when you die in our server, you actually respawn in a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. But be warned, the only way to escape this wacky afterlife is to complete a series of ridiculous challenges set by the evil llama king. Are you brave enough to take on the llama king and discover the truth behind what happens after we die? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

KiwiCraft City – Build, Explore, Laugh!

2010s, affordable housing, BUILD, city, Explore, high density housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing density, housing development, housing market, housing policy, housing supply, KiwiCraft, LAUGH, medium-density housing, metropolitan area, MUNICIPALITY, new zealand, rent reduction, residential land, upzoning, Urban planning, Wellington, zoning regulations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURNED 80% OF DA LAND INTO HOUSING FOR OUR PIXEL PEOPLE! RENTS ARE DOWN 21% Y’ALL! YOU CAN BUILD A CRAZY HIGH-RISE OR A FANCY MANSION, WHATEVER FLOATS YO BOAT! WE GOT PIXEL REAL ESTATE FOR DAYS, COME BE A PIXEL LANDLORD AND MAKE DAT VIRTUAL CASH FLOW! LET’S TURN DIS SERVER INTO A PIXEL CITY OF DREAMS! #HOUSINGCRISISWHO? #MINECRAFTREALTY

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	171
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Yo, listen up you pixelated peasants! If you ain’t joining this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!

Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?

DadCraft: Unemployed Edition

anxiety, boomer, DadCraft, Edition, emotions, ghosting, INDEPENDENCE, International, interview, job agency, job market, Job Search, legal restrictions, lower level jobs, out of touch, overwhelmed, rejection, remote jobs, Résumé, server jobs, toxic work environment, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of toxic work environments and ghosting recruiters? Do you want to escape the clutches of out-of-touch boomers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a chance to escape the job market woes and dive into a world where the only rejection you’ll face is from a creeper exploding in your face. Build your dream job in our virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky block limitations).

Forget about resumes and interviews, on our server, your skills are measured by how quickly you can mine diamonds and build epic structures. And don’t worry about pesky legal restrictions, because in our world, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

So leave the job market stress behind and join our server today! Who needs a six-figure job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe?

ReelGoodRemake – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the Avengers of servers, but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine if Thanos was a giant Enderman trying to steal all the diamonds, and we have to team up to stop him! And there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions, but shh, don’t tell anyone!

Plus, there’s this rumor that Herobrine is lurking around the server, and if you find him, he’ll give you a secret quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple! And if you complete it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s build, mine, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible! See you there, fellow blockheads! #MinecraftSMPGoals #BlockPartyTime

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

bad relationship, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, codependency, comfort zone, communication problems, denial, Emotional Abuse, emotional attachment, fear of being alone, fear of change, Insecurity, lack of self-worth, love addiction, Manipulation, relationship issues, seeking validation, self-sabotage, staying in a relationship, toxic relationship, unhealthy relationship, unresolved issues

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9369
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring relationship with other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity!

Join us and experience a love story like no other, where you’ll be showered with diamonds and emeralds instead of drama and tears. Our server is like a hot date that never disappoints, always keeping you entertained with epic quests and thrilling adventures.

Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a Minecraft server that will treat you like the royalty you are. So why settle for less when you can have it all? Join us now and let the love (and loot) flow!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server where we make israel cry like a lil baby with our epic battles and crazy builds! we got more explosions than hamas leader touting a ceasefire! join now to be part of the chaos and destruction, just like the oct. 7 atrocities! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!