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Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	7617
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	287649	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9380	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	190	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magic Items Found:	4680
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	122
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de