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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7954 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 392 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join us if you’re tired of being at beck and call for everyone in a 6-person household – here, the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the creepers that explode near your base.
Say goodbye to chores being more important than schoolwork, and hello to focusing on building epic structures and conquering dungeons.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to do a million things for your family – unless you count mining a million diamonds for your next epic armor set.
Join us and leave behind the guilt of not wanting to help your mom with her never-ending list of tasks – here, the only thing you’ll be raging about is getting blown up by a surprise creeper attack.
So come on over to our server, where family drama is replaced with building your dream castle and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Plus, we have a special “Fat Dude” mob that drops extra loot – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join now and start your new adventure!