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Blocky McBlockface

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

{Moderation team}, Allowed, bedrock, circle, Community, discord server, faction war, Factions, java, knitting, retired, Semi Vanilla, smp, Territories, Updates

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	1706	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

Conquest SMP Server Overview

Platform	Java and Bedrock
Mods	None
Required Texture Packs	None

Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Conquest SMP?

A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	945	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Villages Defended:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

altcoins, Blockchain, CraftyCryptos, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, Financial, high reward, high risk, hodl, investing, Investments, Losses, market, market trends, PROFITS, pump and dump, Risk, shitcoins, speculation, Stable, Trading, volatility

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!