Call the phone late at night – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoPolitixMinecraft SMP

American politics, Censorship, Civil Discourse, community guidelines, community standards, controversial topics, current events, discussion, forum rules, freedom of speech, government policies, internet regulations, NoPolitixMinecraft, online forums, Online platforms, opinion sharing, political ban, political discourse, political opinions, public debate, smp, social media

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks

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BlockyRiotPardonPalooza

Accountability, American politics, assault, BlockyRiotPardonPalooza, Capitol riot, conservative viewpoint, Conservatives, criminal behavior, current events, donald trump, ethical considerations, government actions, Jan 6 rioters, justice system, law enforcement, legal implications, pardoning, police officers, political controversy, presidential pardons, Public Safety

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

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Zombie 28 Later Server

28 days later, 28 weeks later, 28 Years Later, alex garland, alphabetical order, Apocalypse, British films, Danny Boyle, film series, Horror, INFECTED, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, post-apocalyptic, release dates, Robert Carlyle, Sequels, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead, zombie, zombie movies

join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!

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Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022

#sustainability, 2022, climate change, conservation, Decline, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, Evapocalypse, evaporation, global warming, Great Salt Lake, hydrology, Lake, lake volume, Natural resources, precipitation, salt, SHRINKAGE, Shrinking, streamflows, warmer temperatures, water levels, weather patterns

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!

We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!

So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!

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West Legacy

Anarchy, anti cheat, Bans, crystal placement, Farms, Hacks, Knockback, Legacy, Map, nether roof, Ops, Performance, Players, PvP, Redstone, redstone machines, spawn rates, Stability, Survival, Vanilla, West

Minecraft Server Overview

Minecraft IP	westlegacy.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/jHBvk9hVAD

West Legacy is a server that’s based on providing as pure of a vanilla experience possible with few changes to vanilla gameplay and stable performance. We can guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever. PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure as similar of an experience for all players as possible. The anti cheat is configured to allow for all vanilla behavior while also preventing almost any hack from working. This allows us to have no ops or bans while not having to deal with the consequences of modern hack clients. The server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates and farms to work as intended without compromising performance, as well as allowing the nether roof for farms.

You can join the Discord server for a complete breakdown on the server config and how it runs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hack clients on the server?	No, the anti cheat system is configured to prevent almost any hack from working.
Are there any bans or wipes on the server?	No, we guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever.
What is the PvP experience like on the server?	PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure a similar experience for all players.
Can I build redstone machines and farms?	Yes, the server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates, and farms to work as intended without compromising performance.

Dreamy Pixel Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, desire, dreamy, erotic thoughts, FANTASY, guilty pleasure, Haven, indulgence, intimate connection, intimate moments, lustful, Masturbation, personal pleasure, PIXEL, secret desires, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-pleasuring, sexual fantasies, sexual pleasure, sexual release, solo play, solo pleasure

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, I once saw a creeper twerking in a bikini on this server. It was so hot, I swear I almost burnt my retinas from the sheer sexiness of it all. And the best part? The owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. I heard he can make your diamond sword shoot fireballs and your pickaxe turn into a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally insane, man. Plus, the community on this server is, like, full of unicorns and leprechauns who will grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of golden apples. So, yeah, if you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on the weirdest, wildest, most wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

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RegiftedRage Minecraft Server

Amazon, aunt, Birthday, birthday gifts, Boundaries, Communication, confusion, disagreement, Disappointment, family, gift, Intentions, loving thoughts, Minecraft, personal information, RegiftedRage, relationship, returning gifts, scale, Server, snarky, Trust, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send you any creepy gifts like a smart scale that spies on you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and zero scales involved.

Looking for a server where you won’t be guilt-tripped into sharing your personal information through weird gifts? Look no further, because we’ve got your back. Our server is a scale-free zone, where the only thing we measure is the amount of fun you’re having.

Join us and leave behind the drama of gift-giving with hidden agendas. Our community is all about spreading love and positivity, not returning gifts because they don’t meet some bizarre agreement. Say goodbye to gift exchanges with strings attached and hello to a server where the only thing you’ll be sending back is a creeper explosion!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t find any snarky aunts or weird scales here. Just pure, unadulterated fun!

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FriendZoneFeast

accommodations, Allergies, Communication, Dinner, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., DoorDash, epi pen, food allergies, food restrictions, friendship, FriendZoneFeast, Hungry, misunderstanding, non-vegan food, parental approval, pizza, SNACKS, vegan, vegan food, vegan substitutes

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your dietary restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the only one where vegan food won’t trigger your allergies! We’ve got virtual snacks that won’t make you break out in hives or swell up like a balloon.

Join our server and never worry about offending anyone with your food choices again. We won’t ban you for ordering a non-vegan pizza in a moment of hunger-induced desperation. Plus, we have a special “EpiPen” power-up that gives you immunity to all food allergies in the game!

Don’t let rude vegan parents ruin your sleepover fun – join our server and game on without the drama. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allergic to is boring gameplay!

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Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

Animal Behavior, ARMS, baboon, Behavior, challenge, cognition, cognitive abilities, ears, evolutionary psychology, faces, Hands, laser, laser mark, Legs, mirror reflection, non-reactive, primate, research, self-recognition, study, Tag, visual self-awareness, Wild baboons

come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

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AnotherWorld ANARCHY Free cases – free Minecraft server

Anarchy, anotherworld, Bosses, determination, Economy, Events, free cases, Living world, Minecraft, PvP battles, Server, strength, Survival

Welcome to AnotherWorld server! Build, destroy, fight and survive in a world full of chaos and danger. Every player is an enemy or an ally, and only you decide what your future will be. Only the strongest and smartest will survive in this world full of intrigue, betrayal and the constant threat of death. Explore endless spaces, collect resources, create your own bases, defend yourself from robbers, or become the one who hunts for other people’s treasures.

Server Features:

Epic PvP battles Bosses and events.

A magnificent economy where everyone is their own master.

A huge, living world without any artificial restrictions.

Are you ready to survive in a world where every step could be your last? Then go to Anotherworld Server and let your journey begin to a world where there is nothing but strength and determination!

mc.anotherworld.fun:25799

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