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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3210 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.