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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 877 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2919 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1777 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!
So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!
