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CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Farms Harvested:	800
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!