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ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

Asia-Pacific region, China, ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles, defense capabilities, deployment, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military presence, military tensions, missile defense, national security, north, Philippines, regional stability, security concerns, South China Sea, strategic moves, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

GoldRushCraft

density comparison, density of gold, density value, gold density, gold density comparison, gold measurement, gold quote, gold value, gold worth, GoldRushCraft, precious metal, valuable, valuable comparison, valuable saying, volume measurement, weight measurement, weight value, weight vs volume, worth its volume in gold, worth its weight in gold

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3117	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to be swimming in gold? Well, this server is the place to be, cuz we literally have gold blocks everywhere! You can build your house out of gold, make your armor out of gold, heck, you can even eat gold for breakfast if you want!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever finds this city will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that diamond city!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the dragon, it will become your loyal companion and help you conquer all your enemies. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of gold, diamonds, and dragons!

Pump SMP – E for Everyone {not really} {21+ only} {Extra vanilla}

+18, 1.21, Community, Discord, EXTRA, gameplay, java, Join, Link, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pump, Pure, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4563

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs for details on how to join.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The server rules will be explained in the Discord server.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up.

MemeCraft Server: Trumped Out

annoying orange, billionth time, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Cool, election, ENERGY, FAGGOT, interesting outsider, internet culture, meme magic, Memecraft, Politics, REPUBLICAN, Running, satire, Server, social media, swagger, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	999	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the real world and dive into a wacky, wild Minecraft server where anything goes? Look no further than our server, where meme magic reigns supreme! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging annoying orange faggots and their billionth campaign run. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme magic begin!

TVAddictMinecraftSMP

discussion, television, TV, TV chat, TV community, TV culture., TV enthusiasts, TV fans, TV forum, TV memes, tv news, TV recommendations, tv reviews, TV series, tv shows, TV spoilers, TV talk, TV updates, TV watching, TVAddictMinecraftSMP, well

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Do you love Minecraft but also enjoy a good dose of drama and chaos? Then boy do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild group of players appears and challenges you to a dance-off for your loot. Or how about the time when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry villagers into the spawn area and chaos ensued?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage, then come join us on our server. Just remember, anything can happen on this crazy journey, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

RoomRage Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, bullying, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, friendship, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, peer relationships, public embarrassment, RoomRage, school bullying, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette, social gatherings, Social Skills

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	6127
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

Are you tired of dealing with bully parents and their mean kids in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and have a blast building, mining, and exploring with a community of friendly players!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about confronting awful parents or dealing with their bully kids. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures, battling mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures.

Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its trust?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find buried treasure or discover a secret underground lair filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless on our server!

NoRoomForYouLOL

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, decorating, family dynamics, Furniture, hobbies, household decisions, Husband upset, immature behavior, indulging in hobbies, moving stress, new home, NoRoomForYouLOL, not allowing anyone else, Permission, personal space, relationship issues, room just for me

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can decorate your virtual house however you want without your husband getting all up in arms about it! Join us and indulge in your hobbies without any permission needed, because who needs that kind of negativity in their life?

On our server, you can use perfectly fine couches, TVs, and more that your husband was planning to throw away anyways. Why let good furniture go to waste when you can put it to good use in your virtual world? Plus, if your husband gets upset, you can just block him in the game and enjoy some peace and quiet.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or unnecessary drama. Who knew decorating a room could cause so much chaos in real life? Let’s keep it lighthearted and fun in our Minecraft world!

UglyBob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8705

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens or getting pranked with exploding sheep.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MythBustersMC

debunking myths, female perspective, feminism, gender equality, gender misconceptions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, misconceptions, MythBustersMC, Myths, reddit, societal beliefs, Stereotypes, Women, women’s empowerment, women’s experiences, women’s issues, women’s perspectives, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5106
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mystical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join! Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HostageReleaseMC Server

activism, Conflict, Deal, Demand, demand for action, demonstration, freedom, hostage release, HostageReleaseMC, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Political, protest, Rally, Release, resolution, Server, Urgency

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages like it’s nobody’s business. we got tens of thousands of players in the streets of Israel demanding that you sign up now or never! imagine the chaos and excitement of trying to escape from a virtual hostage situation while building your dream world in minecraft. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you don’t wanna miss out on. so what are you waiting for? sign a deal now and join the madness!